I'm brilliant at flirting
I can be an absolutely shocking flirt at times and have become rather adept at getting served quickly in bars by flirting outrageously with the barmen. I'm also fantastic at putting on the damsel in distress act when I need help from a member of staff somewhere which always results in the highest levels of customer service possible from all male staff. The thing is that I don't mean to do it - it just happens. Something just kicks in and thousands of years of female evolution takes over. I really should use my super flirty powers for something other than getting served quickly at bars but the thing is that if I try to use my flirty powers they stop working. Put me in a room with a man I don't fancy then I can flirt him into doing almost anything. Put me in a room with a guy I do fancy and my flirting superpowers disappear and all I can do is talk crap. I am Flirt Girl with the power to flirt men into doing anything I want them to but my kryptonite is men that I fancy - how much of a rubbish superpower is that?
(mmm....beer, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:24, 7 replies)

Hahahhaha!
I get exactly the same! 'Cept the other sex round. I normally just end up laughing and wandering off completely humiliated...
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 22:50, closed)

I know your kind
and I used to keep them on the bar as long as possible, so I got a good ogle on. Why would I want a pretty young lady (such as yourself) to get served quick and piss off? I'd rather keep you hanging on as long as I could. Because I'm probably the driest man in Britain.
/has a little cry blog
(iamjthearmeroar, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 3:30, closed)

I feel your pain
I'm pretty much exactly the same.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:19, closed)

So basically you've got nice tits but an awful personality? You can chat up a stranger cos he just sees boobs; but anyone you actually know responds badly...

Ever thought of becoming a WAG?
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:44, closed)

Nope
Nice tits and a great personality - I just turn into a gibbering wreck in the presence of someone I fancy is all.
(mmm....beer, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:25, closed)

I prefer my version.
Also, "great personality" is an well known euphamism for "only a mother could love that face"

Trolling is far more fun than it should be...
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:10, closed)

F*CK
you
(djflayva, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 0:59, closed)