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Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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I feel like such a cunt now...
I thought I wasn't gonna have any stories...

I made Mouse Omelette...
And fed it to my housemate.

I'll type the story up on Monday :(
I'm not proud about this.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:55, 1 reply)
I really hope...
...this housemate wasn't veggie. Judging by previous posts, you gonna get flamed, boy.

*waits with bated breath*

Hang on, I thought you just stabbed people with sharp sharp knives if they annoyed you?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:12, closed)
Meh...
He wasn't veggie.
*shakes head slowly*

I still feel bad. I'm such a lovely person.
Stabbing? Must have me confused with someone else.

EDIT: An' who you callin' "boy"? I'm older than you, young lady!
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:13, closed)
Forgive me.
'Twas my faux Jamaican accent. Me got carried aweh, mon.

terrible, I know.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:35, closed)
*shakes head slowly*
*grabs knife*

Yes, I will write this story. But not now, I'm a bit drunk.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:39, closed)
Ah, Kaol
He is a lovely chap. I can vouch for this. And, contrary to popular belief, he's taller and less angry than people would like to believe you know...
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:49, closed)
This is true
Most b3tans I've met seemed to be expecting a short, furious man.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:50, closed)
That
was quick...
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:51, closed)
Yeah...
It was, wasn't it?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:57, closed)
Unlike
this. I've been outside, smoking a fag...
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:21, closed)
Did he
Enjoy it?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:24, closed)
You bet!
He's so exhilerated by the experience all he wants to do is turn over, fart, and go to sleep.

Much like myself. Some of us aren't blessed with insomnia, y' know?
(, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:18, closed)

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