Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Russell Howard on using food in the bedroom...Because it turns out what I posted before was quite, quite wrong.
Vid here (relevance at around 6:15)
"I was 19, and I read in a magazine '59 ways to please your lady using food', so I went and bought, now this is a mistake, a four-pack of Rolo Yoghurt and rather than tell my then-girlfriend what I had planned, I pretty much waited for her like some hideous yoghurt goblin. I doubt there's anything more terrifying and yet pathetic than to come home and find your boyfriend naked, holding yoghurt. I panicked, I didn't just put a little bit on, I pretty much covered her. Every bit of skin I could find. By the time I'd finished, she looked a bit like Morph."
Moral of this story: food+sex=good. Smothering your girlfriend in Rolo yoghurt=very very bad.
(Thanks to iNsAn1tY for the link.)
(, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:38, 1 reply)
'twas on telly last nightand the Morph line had me in stitches.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:07, closed)
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