Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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My brother...Back when I lived with my parents, one night me and my brother were bored. He decided it'd be a laugh to put chocolate sauce on his nipples and get the dogs to lick it off. The little weirdo.
But then he had to take it one step further and put tabasco sauce on his arse for them to lick off. I tried to stop him, and he probably regretted it the second it dribbled into his arsehole. Aparently it burns. A lot.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:17, Reply)
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