Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I clickedBut I couldn't read past "I taught Smurfette how to shuck* an oyster and we downed 4 each..." thanks to an earlier post :(
Edit: I finally plucked up the courage and read the rest of the story. This diserves front page (at the very least) as I've literally cried laughing! Thanks :)
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:48, Reply)
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