Food sex
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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had a horrible morning after like that
when the missus and I had some apparently iffy bacon sarnies one evening. no sex involved in the bacon sarnies, that would be a bit too weird, but i hit a new low as i was puking in the toilet while simultaneously pebbledashing the floor behind me. this caused the wife to laigh so hard she projectile vomitted. very odd day...
( , Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)
when the missus and I had some apparently iffy bacon sarnies one evening. no sex involved in the bacon sarnies, that would be a bit too weird, but i hit a new low as i was puking in the toilet while simultaneously pebbledashing the floor behind me. this caused the wife to laigh so hard she projectile vomitted. very odd day...
( , Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)
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