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Freddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."

What's the best thing you've found?

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Easily explained
A vagina resonates at the exact same frequency as dark matter. The shagging caused this resonance to rip a hole in the space time continuum, thereby sucking anything not attached firmly into another dimension.

I know this because I live in another dimension, and your condom landed in my coco pops, you fuck.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:56, 2 replies)
Laughs
from another dimension.

Very funny.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:59, closed)
I'm bored telling true stories
from now on, every single QOTW post I make will be completely made up.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:06, closed)
I always try
but they're rubbish, so I delete them and post my usual average guff.

I'll try harder next time. Then delete and post more average guff.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:31, closed)
Hold on a moment
That post is a paradox!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:16, closed)
Good one that
now't worse than an errant cock sock landing in your breaksie is there!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:20, closed)

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