Funerals IIIt's been 7 years since we last asked for your funeral stories and what with Lady Voldemort's coming up, we thought we'd ask again.
The deeply upsetting, the sad and the ones that make you want to hug the world all have a place here on b3ta, tell us about them.
Thanks to Pig Bodine for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20)
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You can have your ashes cast into a memorial statue.Go for a massive schlong. Or a pair of chintzy little spaniels.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 18:15,
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I'm considering having my ashes fed to my cats, so when they kark it they cam be stuffed and freak everyone out. Otherwise, rather than spaniels tarantulas, as no one really likes them so it will miff people off.
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If you're going to be fed to the cats then you don't want to waste money on a cremation.Just have them leave your corpse out on a dump.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 20:05,
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