Evidence that you're getting old
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
Youthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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The Signs
Hair sprouting from nose and ears.
Receeding chin, expanding waist.
Decide TOTP2 is better than TOTP.
Rubbish music on Radio1, prefer Radio2.
Joint pains that last days rather than hours after sport.
Hangovers that last for days rather than hours.
Mortgage instead of rent.
Realising the nice woman you're talking to was in nappies when you were in exams.
Gardening is more enjoyable than clubbing.
Latest fashions really do look ridiculous.
Sporadic sex with partner rather than sex with sporadic partners.
Dressing up warm when a cold wind blows.
Spending more a week on petrol than you do on alcohol.
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 14:41, Reply)
Hair sprouting from nose and ears.
Receeding chin, expanding waist.
Decide TOTP2 is better than TOTP.
Rubbish music on Radio1, prefer Radio2.
Joint pains that last days rather than hours after sport.
Hangovers that last for days rather than hours.
Mortgage instead of rent.
Realising the nice woman you're talking to was in nappies when you were in exams.
Gardening is more enjoyable than clubbing.
Latest fashions really do look ridiculous.
Sporadic sex with partner rather than sex with sporadic partners.
Dressing up warm when a cold wind blows.
Spending more a week on petrol than you do on alcohol.
( , Thu 28 Oct 2004, 14:41, Reply)
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