I love the way....
you automatically cover the technical side of the story, just to preempt the nonbelievers.

This reminds me of when I was an altar server, the Priests microphone was on the same frequency (or summat. I dunno syence) as the hotel across the road, so part way through the Saturday evening mass we would hear the inevitable "One, Two. One, Two. Eyes down...." as the weekly game of bingo got underway.
(TheColonel, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)