JW's
I used to have a problem with JW's turning up at the door EVERY WEEK. Now im a polite sort of Chap and perhaps because of my constant polite refusals to listen to the word of Jehovah they thought that I was merely shy and could be brought round eventually. Not a chane mind but it did led to 3 months of weekly

"Would you like to consider Jehovah"

"Ah, Im afraid not, im rather busy dontcherknow, cheerio now"

I decided that enough was enough and asked them not to knock on my door again

Which failed.

Nxxt time I saw them walking down the street I started to arouse the snake. I opened the door absolutly stark bollock naked, with a raging hard-on, a polite smile and an inquiry as to how they were doing.

They never turned up on our street again let alone my house.

Course one of my mates actually talked to some random door to door god squaders and got them to admit that God could possibly look like a "giant space monkey" classic
(Castlefield One cannot eat raw sparklebunny, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:26, Reply)