Why I'm a Scientologist
Looking for a peaceful religion what were my options?

Christianity - symbol of which is the cross, an instrument of death and torture, used to kill their own leader.
Judaism - their symbol? They'll tell you it's the star of david. Fuck off, I know a deadly ninja shuriken when I see one.
Islam - not sure what their symbol is, but suspect it to be a stick of dynamite.
Buddhism - all peaceful, right? Shame they worhip the fat, bald, obese god of heart disease.
Jedi - didn't work outg for their poster boy Anikin, did it?
Pasafarianism - get you japanese tentacle-porn noodly appendage the fuck away from me.

Scientology on the other hand has aliens, ghosts, spaceplanes, and nuking volcanoes from orbit (it's the only way to be sure). How awesome is that!!!
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 17:28, 4 replies)

The
islam symbol is a crescent moon with a star next to it, not a 'stick of dynamite'.

And only chinese buddhists pray to the fat, happy Buddha (symbolising luck and happiness in a country where many people starve to death). The original Buddha Siddhartha was a thin, pious man who had nothing material and purportedly lived on two beans per day.

Thought I'd help you out there.
(Affero-Dolor made noodles using a cuppa soup on, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 22:13, closed)

fuck you
you are worse than the catholics
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 3:14, closed)

I think he's joking kids!
Jees.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)

ding ding
give that not-a-trevor a biscuit.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:32, closed)