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Maths and Physics student
I like guitars and the flat I live in
I also like tattoos and piercings

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» Siblings

Little bro
My cousin and I once convinced him that corks were animals that people hunted and shoved into the top of wine bottles while they were still alive.

When he asked about plastic corks, we then explained that real corks were dying out and that people had to start synthesising them.
That was a fun christmas, my brother running around telling all the wine-drinking adults that they were murderers!
(Wed 7th Jan 2009, 14:01, More)

» Neighbours

Downstairs
I'm a student and live in a shared house with 4 of my mates - good times are had by all of us.

However there are five girls living downstairs (i.e. in our basement) and they are Party Animals. Frequently they come up to our flat at 4am and bang on our doors until one of us lets them in and gives them some chat.

This has become very annoying seeing as we all have 9am lectures every day and these girls seem to never go into uni at all.

It's not funny, particularly, but it's getting on my tits and I needed to vent.
(Sat 3rd Oct 2009, 1:10, More)

» Hypocrisy

Credit crunch
I moan all the time about the economy
However, I never do anything about it
Signed,
Gordon Brown
(bindun?)
(Sun 22nd Feb 2009, 16:15, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

Not me but a friend...
Hello! Years-long lurker, first time poster, so be gentle...
We had a house party at my mate's house a while back where his mum and friend came back pretty late in the evening, nicely pissed.
Her friend as very lovely for a 50+ year old, and my mate took it upon himself to pull her. Mission was wholly successful (especially for a dude who was just 18.
We found out the next day she had three kids and a husband. Good times.
(I also woke up in my mate's mum's bed. But I don't think anything happened.)
(I hope)
(Tue 9th Dec 2008, 19:08, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

Okay
This is truly, truly, a terrible QOTW. I'm sorry to say that maybe we've exhausted ALL possible topics that it could be on, and maybe a new feature needs to be devised more urgently than a new QOTW every week.
Viva la RevolucĂ­on?
(Fri 13th Mar 2009, 16:07, More)
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