Hair / penis dichotomy
My terrible-what-was-I-thinking ex only told me one useful thing. His theory on the dichotomy of man is that men are more likely to wash their hair than their penis, so never pull a man with greasy hair.
Though on sober reflection this may have in fact been a window into his grubby (and not in the good way) soul.

Length - well I usually get apologies for the lack just before I put the little camera gets in. Its frightened don't you know x
(willydoc, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:48, 10 replies)

I wash mine constantly,
given a broad definition of 'washing'.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:49, closed)

And is that why your hair is so glossy and full bodied?
(willydoc, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:53, closed)

no, that's because he's a golden retriever.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:57, closed)

As Grandad smuggler used to say
Why wash what can be sucked clean.
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:58, closed)

Eeeww! Though I do like those little marmite flavoured cheeses so perhaps I'm halfway there to that acquired taste
(willydoc, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:00, closed)

He was hoovering at the time

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:03, closed)

Conflicts with what I've heard:
That the first and last thing cleaned in a shower by guys is their penis.
I admit I did used to wash my then shoulder-length hair first and last, but my cock came a gallant second.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:02, closed)

I start at the top
and work down. Don't want to contaminate the rest of me with anything that lives on my feet.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:36, closed)

That's my strategy too.
"Just washing myself for fuck's sake" is what it ammounts to.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 20 May 2010, 19:07, closed)

grubby
how can grubby ever be 'in a good way'?
(Wagane, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:11, closed)