You might not be important...
...but me?

You're lucky that I'm still here, and don't you fucking forget it!

And if you think that life is cheap, ask a parent how much it costs to raise a kid to the age of 21 - ball-park figure, obviously. It's somewhere between £170,000 and £200,000 depending on where you live (and assuming that you spend roughly between £8000 and £10,000 per year on food, clothes and education for the ungrateful little shit.)

If my kid done themselves in, i'd be more pissed off about shelling out £200k for them to just fuck off and leave me to rot. Who's gonna wipe my arse and pay for my nappies when i'm old and senile, eh? Eh? EH?

That £200k could have went into my retirement fund you miserable little bastard! Not only have I already spent a fortune on your school trips to Paris, not to mention the hundred and twenty fucking driving lessons that cost a pissing fortune because you were too retarded to pass within 10 attempts, or the private tuition that we had to pay for because you spent all your term-time smoking dope and dropping acid with your no-good mates, but now I have to pay for your fucking funeral as well, eh? Eh? EH? Another 3 grand?

You should have been a blow-job you little shit.

/where did that come from?
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Tue 25 May 2010, 19:50, 1 reply)

That was so beautifully put!!
Cheers
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:11, closed)