My computer gave away my secretsA good friend recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when google autocomplete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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Small hands, small faces, small genitaliaI work in a Sweden as an IT tech, and deal with the mundaine as we all do in this job, one day the chef of the restaurant was in a really foul mood, and I asked him what ws wrong and he said that his computer was broken and could I fix it coz he'd been up all night trying to mend it. OK I said so I copied the drive contents from the 100GB drive to my server and then searched the original content for groups of file types to be deposited back on the computer . Work documents........ family photos........ 67GB of AVI files..... 60GB std porn... 7GB of midget porn. Midget porn. WTF!? under closer categorization 2Gb turned out to be dwarf porn. So I neatly labeled the containing folders accordingly, including a multicategoried genital mutilation catalouge.
Then I got curious to see what the stuff he rejected looked like so I decided to trawl the drive for all deleted content. My word. I have never seen such depravity everything from the alternative use of large wind instruments, to vetinary inspired internal inspections.
He never said a word about it. However we remain good freinds and I for one am never going to mention it to a man that works with knives all day long.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 13:06, Reply)
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