My computer gave away my secretsA good friend recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when google autocomplete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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Oh my..As we all know, Mozilla is awesome for the amount of extensions you can get. Especially one which remembers the last web-page you were on when you re-open the browser.
Before I have to leave to go work at Shitsbury's, I decide to have a tommy todger while reading some saucy stories.. I shoot my load then it's time to get to work.
My mum picks me up, waiting in the petrol station she says - "I checked my emails today and saw something quite disturbing!".
Turns out she snuck onto my already turned on compter, opened up the browser only to be greeted by "female masturbation stories" on the screen!
Now she's quite old fashioned so she gave me the whole 'Women aren't objects' speech.
By this time I didn't care because I had my mouth round a petrol pump and getting ready to swallow a lit match..
Mothers are the best.
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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 13 Feb 2006, 11:06,
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