In my first year at uni
I licked someone's balls for £4 (we were all drunk and everybody was eggin' me on, and I love to entertain...)

Also last night I snorted a line of pepper for £2. I was sneezing for ages and my nostril felt like it was on fire, but because I left some the git refused to pay up.
(MikeyNiv can coin snatch 32 pennies, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:26, 11 replies)

splutter
students
( rofl harris, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:33, closed)

sure. you did it becuase you were drunk

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:38, closed)

I don't believe you did it because you were drunk.
I believe you wanted to do it anyway.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:40, closed)

See,
it's people like you that stop me telling the story about the time I sucked off the rugby team for twenty pence.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:57, closed)

Is that all they charged?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:13, closed)

Each.
I had to give them twenty pence each.

That's...um...shit...how many people on a rugby team, someone? anyone?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:15, closed)

Union or League?

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:29, closed)

I didn't ask
It's rude to speak with your mouth full.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:36, closed)

Is it true
about the odd-shaped balls?
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:53, closed)

I bet you paid him the £4
for the privilege of licking his balls
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:50, closed)

Be proud you were never a salesman.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:31, closed)