My nan
has a habit of calling her cat her 'pussy'.
So whenever I visit, I'm waiting for the inevitable moment when she starts talking about her pussy. It's always something like, "I need to go feed my pussy" or "I haven't seen my pussy in a while". My mum doesn't think it's funny at all but my brother and dad clearly get it, so I have to sit there, face in my hands, pretending to rub my eye or something whilst I suppress the giggles and avoid eye contact with my father or brother at all costs.

It's awful when she does it at the dinner table.
(MikeyNiv can coin snatch 32 pennies, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:38, 10 replies)

I call shennanigans...
Unless your Nan is Molly Sugden!
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:44, closed)

I rather like this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:45, closed)

Why don't you feed her pussy for her?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:46, closed)

I'd happily feed his nan's pussy
and give it a bit of a stroke
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:47, closed)

Ha!
Got to love that face rub where you're trying to suppress laughter - the worst is when you succumb and let out some kind of banshee squeal!
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:48, closed)

...
Me & Mrs. Bad_Dogg have a cat. My Nan once said to my wife
"How's your pussy? I used to have one like that"

Keeping a straight face was soooo difficult!
(Bad_Dogg, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:56, closed)

This post
has just made me guffaw like a mental
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:28, closed)

The worst part was that my dad can keep a straight face. So whenever my nan said pussy he would immediately look at me and try and get me to laugh. One time I did get up and leave the room and spent 15 minutes in the loo composing myself.
(MikeyNiv can coin snatch 32 pennies, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:55, closed)

My Aunt used to have a dog called Snatch and would sign his name on birthday cards, until we finally confessed why they sent us into fits of hysterics. She had no idea what it meant.

But then my Mum calls gnats nadgers and pronounces minger minge-er, her mind is so innocent I wonder where I came from.
(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:46, closed)

Bad enough when your mum does it,

(jaytoothetee, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 1:51, closed)