Dog rape
I walked into an amusement arcade (stoned) many years ago and to the immediate left of the doors was the cash desk in which my mate Dave was perched perusing the day's racing schedule. To the right was a row of machines one of which was being played by a withered old hag, fag hanging out of mouth, headscarf, totally transfixed. Her arm was through the loop end of a dog-lead and at the other end of the lead was one of those revolting little brown and white dogs that you sometimes see made out of porcelain on an old person's mantlepiece. A giggling three or four year old little girl was patting the dog while it frantically thrust it's penis into her face, with it's tongue hanging out of the side of it's mouth and it's front legs clamping her head. It was, for a few seconds, the funniest thing I'd ever seen. It was immediately beaten in the laughter stakes by Dave's reaction. I tapped on the glass and he turned to look at me, saw what was happening and went from 'bored beyond belief' to hysterical, crying laughter in a matter of nanoseconds.
( routine has perfected burgers, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:21, 3 replies)

that's delightful
*supresses erection long enough to click*
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:28, closed)

ughhhhh
I don't like this.
(Pat_Gash, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:35, closed)

Fucker. Red wine all over my keyboard.
(evil_hound last barked at the moon on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:41, closed)