A few years back, I was on the bus to work....
...early one morning. As the bus was about to turn a corner a monumentally fat middle aged woman stood up to ring the bell.
As the bus turned, sharply and a little too quickly, said woman lost her footing and toppled back onto the seat. Although she managed to get herself wedged between her seat and the back of the seat in front.

As the other passengers and the driver frantically try and free her, she actually begins to sob and wail, all the time waving her fat legs in the air.
And I sat at the back of the bus, unable to move, because the pain from laughing was so great. My face hurt, my chest and stomach hurt... but I couldn't stop laughing.


She was finally freed and sent on her way, and I was treated to glares, scowls and harsh words from the other passengers.

I did feel guilty afterwards... Was still funny as hell.
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 21:13, Reply)