Pizzas and old ladies
Recent trip to the supermarket (Asdaaaaaaaaa, if you must know)

At that place that makes those pizzas that you can choose the toppings for - the slightly less unhealthy junk.
I go towards the counter pick up the most fattening pepperoni choked thing I can find, and turn around to head back to the trolley.

But no.

My fingers decided they didn't want to grip properly, so spinning quickly as I do, super pizza(*) flies out of my hand, straight into face of adorable old lady trundling slowly past the strange sounding/smelling cheeses..

Silence.
Followed by me trying not to cause reason for a "Caution - Wet floor" sign to be placed where I stand with the laughter

Then I realise "What about the old 'un?"
After the clingfilm on the pizza detached from her face (taking half her makeup - I hadn't the heart to tell her), I expected a royal bollocking, as she looks quite a lot like my Nan

But no. (Again)
She laughs louder than me!

So i scramble for the slightly dolled up pizza on the floor, giggle a few "sorrys" ("sorry's?) and trundle off as far as I possibly can, until I see her on the bus stop later, one half of her face looking like a sweet old lady, the other looking like a fresh off the job granny hooker thanks to the pizza.

I must have pulled something laughing like that!

(*) Yes, Super Pizza.

Apologies for any length - I'm still new to this...
( Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:52, 2 replies)

That must've taken some doing
Was she really short, or did the pizza do a flying kick ;)

Click for the coincidence, as I have one of those for tea. Pepperoni, chilli beef, Cajun chicken, ham, steak and jalapeño. Lovely. Fat.
(Cloudane, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:46, closed)

sorries
it's sorries.

fuck me
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 13:27, closed)