» "You're doing it wrong"

There was once this time
When I held my iPhone 4 in my left hand. Oops.
(Thu 15th Jul 2010, 16:53, More)

» Absolute Power

Converted a bank into a hi-fi shop once
Filled all the vaults with amps...
(Thu 8th Jul 2010, 16:14, More)

» Bizarre habits

Merry, Pippin
Samwise, Frodo

The whole race is a bit queer if you ask me.

Oh wait, bizarre habits...
(Wed 7th Jul 2010, 13:12, More)

» Bizarre habits

New shoes
You know when you buy new shoes they usually have all that paper stuffed inside?

When I was about 5 and being dragged out for new shoes, for some reason someone (my parents, the shopkeeper, didn't really care at the time) hid a paper bag of sweets amongst it all and got me to take the paper out. Imagine the giggly surprise of a 5 year old discovering sweets inside those new shoes.

23 years later and I still subconsciously look for it and find myself disappointed that there's only paper inside, every time I buy a new pair.
(Tue 6th Jul 2010, 15:18, More)

» Bizarre habits

The clock
Whee, it's 01:02:03

12:34:56
11:11:11
22:22:22
12:11:10
11:10:09
08:07:06

Well you get the idea. I will take my concentration away from even the most interesting TV if I notice the clock making a numeric pattern.
(Sun 4th Jul 2010, 1:02, More)