She must have had enemies at the Mail
or at least someone with a grudge against her family

but seriously, how is "girl dies masturbating" news?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:08, 1 reply)

How is anything in the Mail "news"
rather than "sensationalism"?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:11, closed)

good point

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:42, closed)

I don't think that article could be more explicit about how masturbation KILLS YOU
without including the line "A leading expert commented on the subject, saying 'It were probably the wanking what done her in.' Recent research has also shown that people who masturbate daily are at an increased risk of cancer (this is the Mail, remember)"
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:05, closed)

I think you'll find its only women - who are dirty and disgusting if they wank because they should be virgins - are at risk.
Men can wank all they like.

Just as long as they're not muslim.

Or a forrin.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:17, closed)

Heh, point.
If the Mail condemned manwanking, thousands of heads would explode from the contradiction.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:39, closed)