Schneeeky
well then...

As soon as i get in to work every single day i load up QOTW and resize it to fit Outlook as posted by someone i cannot find again.

When im in the shower i blow my nose into my hand and wash it away, sometimes i also take a piss but thats only if im tired and cant be arsed to piss before going for a shower.

after schniftering a few lines of devils dandruff i take great pleasure in removing the cokesnot.

Taking a dump with the door open is another good one... Further to that my friend does this totally rank thing when he is taking a shit, i have labelled this "HOT BOXING" and basically when he sits down to crap, he stretches his t-shirt over his knees so all aroma collects and he can smell his own shit, its fuckign grotesque and i take the piss out of him constantly for it.

If my flatmate is out i pump the drum and bass and dance around like a complete arsehole often trying to better the efforts of Mc Eksman,Skibadee,Shabba D etc, i sound like a pure pillock but when i listen to Blood Red Throne, Vital Remains (or death metal etc) i sing (read: death growl) along but thats not bad cos i do that in my band

Talk to myself, or sing rather. For example if im going to make a cup of tea before i smoke a bong i will sing exactly that

"going to make, a cup of tea, before i smoke my boooooong" ( I have been caught doing this while cooking some tomato soup singing I LIKE SOUP, I LIKE SOUP... to the tune of that Red Hot Chilli Peppers song - I Like Dirt )

any more i think of i will add. now its time for my break... :D
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 7 Apr 2005, 13:59, Reply)