Guilty Pleasures, part 2
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
( , Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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When I change watch batteries at work,
if the customer is annoying, I write 'the owner of this watch is a cunt' in indelible ink on the inside of the case. Replace it, and hand it back. The customer wonders blissfully unaware of the obscenity they are carrying around with them. That is very satisfying.
Oh, and dwarf porn.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2008, 19:09, Reply)
if the customer is annoying, I write 'the owner of this watch is a cunt' in indelible ink on the inside of the case. Replace it, and hand it back. The customer wonders blissfully unaware of the obscenity they are carrying around with them. That is very satisfying.
Oh, and dwarf porn.
( , Sat 15 Mar 2008, 19:09, Reply)
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