Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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OopsyBack when I was 13, my hormones started to show themselves in the fact I could think of nothing but sex, sex and more sex. So, to try and satisfy my urges, I wrote a sex story and hid it under my pillow.
Who should find it but my mother when she went to change my bed... she expressed her disgust at my accurate knowledge of everything and continually asked for the next month or so "why would you do something like that to me?"
So yeah, it would have been a dirty secret, but it wasn't.
Length? A whole sheet of A4.
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