Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Cars and CollegeOk first post, please be nice
About three years ago my first car started to pack up on the way down to visit my nan in Broadstairs. My nan being very worried about me actually gave me £3000 to buy a new car with, which I did. 4 weeks later while on the way home from work I had an accident, one that turned out to be a write off. I felt horrible about this ruining a gift from my nan I lied to her about what happened. My excuse?
The car was stolen by some people at night while parked outside my house, and when it was found it had been burnt out.
I still feel guilty about this but can't bring myself to tell her about this.
When I went to visit her another time she was asking all aboutt my college course, how it was going etc... I would tell her all about it, and what grades I was expecting. Problem was I had dropped out of college several months previous to this. She still thinks I walked away with a HND in computing.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:54, Reply)
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