Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Not mineBut a friend's very guilty secret...
My friend (whom we shall call Tarquin for the hell of it) is very good friends with this other guy (whom we shall call Constantin, again for the hell of it). They both had girlfriends, Tarquin: Jesse and Constantin: Mia.
They were all living in the same house for the summer (Constantin's), but Tarquin dumped Jesse and Mia dumped Constantin with 2 days of eachother (both couples had been going out for a year plus).
Jesse and Constantin (the dumpees) were both very suspicious, as well as being very (very very very) upset, and confronted Tarquin and Mia, asking if anything was going on, which they resolutely denied, how dare they, good friends etc etc, and the matter was dropped (although the bad moods and unhappiness remained)
However, Tarquin revealed exclusively to me that in fact he and Mia have been having it on for rather a long time...in Constantin's house...when he's been sleeping in THE SAME ROOM, in his own bed!
So Tarquin has been having it on with his best friend's very long term girlfriend, caused them to break up, and has been screwing her under his nose, in his bed, while Mia caused a rift between Tarquin and Jesse, and caused their break-up, and has been sleeping with other guys in her ex-bf's bed.... Not only that, but then they all went on holiday together (despite anger and unhappiness), where the "fun" continued...leaving Jesse and Constantin depressed yet Tarquin and Mia unusually elated...
Mia has also been sending Tarquin seductive photos taken with Constantin's camera in his room and sent on his computer...
Both of them (Mia + Tarquin) seem to think that they can
a) Keep it hidden (doubt it, Tarquin is a terrible liar)
b) Tell the others one day
c) Tell them without Constantin killing them both, as he is very likely to do.
d) Live happily ever after
Both insist it's "true love" (we're all 17 ffs!), "never felt this way" and all that crap...
I think in a few months I'll come back with my own guilty secret...
"I Blackmailed my Best Friend"...
(, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 23:35, Reply)
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