Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Not directly me but...Two of my mates were returning to one of them's flat after a night on the piss, carrying a 2-litre bottle of cheap cider (as we all know, you don't need a reason, it just magically happens).
As they wandered, they passed a tramp, who said "Can ah have sip of ya drink, gents?"
They look at each other, then one of them says:
"You can have the whole bottle if you dance for us."
So the tramp gets up, and does a dance for them (a sort of sea shanty jig type thing quite good apparently). And then they parted, with all parties well pleased, the tramp with his alcohol and my friends having got a tramp to dance for them.
Why is this my guilty secret? Since I was told this story I have on occasions while returning from a night out obtained some cheap alcohol in the hope I will be approached* by a tramp and get him to dance.
So far no luck...
*asking the tramp would be cheating.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 11:31, Reply)
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