Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Love is blind ..... thankfully!A few years back, when I was less choosy than now, I once met up with a lovely woman of t'internet, the only possibly problem that she was blind.
Being, as I said, of the less choosy nature things happened and we went to her place.
As we were having fun (it'd been a while for her apparently!), a sudden flash of realisation hit me.
No, not "why am I shagging a blind woman"
but, "she can feel me, but she can't see me!!"
As I lay there with her on top, I started pulling stupid faces, gurning like a right mong at her, and she was none the wiser until I started laughing to myself. She stopped and asked if I was ok, I just said yeah, I was loving it.
I still feel so ashamed at myself for that whole episode and especially my childish actions, but then I start laughing again.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 15:20, Reply)
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