My girlfriend
is especially gullible and over time I've managed to convince her that

- Some pople get their pelvis's removed, entirely
- Testicles are named after a famous greek warrior called testikles who fought in the nude
- A wedding ring that features for 2seconds in hellboy 2 is actually Sauron's one ring (after a comic book tie in between the two)
- A self defence mechanism of beavers is to rip off their balls and throw them at their attackers
- Condoms are made by people sticking their willys in liquid latex and peeling it off when it cools

Sometimes I don't know why she's with me....

Length? long enough to make a condom fit anyone
(alpha doesn't have a witty phrase to write here, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:31, 5 replies)

You dunno why she's with you?
Because she's not clever enough to know better? :p

Good luck!
( Cawl, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:33, closed)

Testikles
That one is inspired.

I take my hat off to you, dear boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:38, closed)

but that is how they make condoms, and....
TRUFAX! we get the term 'testify' because members of the roman senate would swear on their testicles they were telling the truth while holding them.

no really!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:16, closed)

@spimf
bollox!

(no, I know that one is true, but I couldn't resist ;-))
(dchurch bah, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 14:35, closed)

Really?
www.bycommonconsent.com/2006/01/too-smart-for-my-own-britches-sometimes/
(Avarus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 14:39, closed)