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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
( , Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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the swimming pool..
in my ex gym was inhabited by perverts and weirdos,the main two consisted of"the watcher"and "thrasher"(brilliant and well thought of names)now thrasher was generally harmless(his name didnt relate to him thrashing his cock or anything perverse)but his swimming style was very, lets say unique,he would jump into the pool and start a weird type of backward butterfly, twatting poor children and anyone who got in the way of his flaying spassy arm efforts,he seriously looked like he was fitting.
Now watcher was a total first class pervert with an uncanny resembelance to the great aussie cricketer merv hughes,the showers were opposite the sinks and above the sinks where two massive mirrors,so you could, if so inclined, watch yourself showering(not that i did obviously),if you had the unfortunate timing wrong then you got to share the showers with "watcher"(come to think of it i only ever saw him in the showers never in the gym or pool).so after a few minutes you would glance into the mirrors and see"watcher" just staring at you via the huge mirrors.now what do you do in this situation?do you give him the front view or the rear?either way he was going to imagine you being the stick or sponge,so you had to shower sideways and that really wasn`t a winning move either.so i always had the fastest showers humanly possible.
this happened for about six months and i wasn`t the only one to notice it,so being the brave man i was i told the receptionist,she looked a bit uncomfortable and explained that"watcher"was in fact a very unfortunate man who after a car accident had sustained so much brain damage he was effectivly left with the mental age of a 10 year old..
i felt really bad..really bad..not for the fact that i felt sorry for him, but that a 10 year old was checking my cock out was just wrong.
( , Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:28, 1 reply)
in my ex gym was inhabited by perverts and weirdos,the main two consisted of"the watcher"and "thrasher"(brilliant and well thought of names)now thrasher was generally harmless(his name didnt relate to him thrashing his cock or anything perverse)but his swimming style was very, lets say unique,he would jump into the pool and start a weird type of backward butterfly, twatting poor children and anyone who got in the way of his flaying spassy arm efforts,he seriously looked like he was fitting.
Now watcher was a total first class pervert with an uncanny resembelance to the great aussie cricketer merv hughes,the showers were opposite the sinks and above the sinks where two massive mirrors,so you could, if so inclined, watch yourself showering(not that i did obviously),if you had the unfortunate timing wrong then you got to share the showers with "watcher"(come to think of it i only ever saw him in the showers never in the gym or pool).so after a few minutes you would glance into the mirrors and see"watcher" just staring at you via the huge mirrors.now what do you do in this situation?do you give him the front view or the rear?either way he was going to imagine you being the stick or sponge,so you had to shower sideways and that really wasn`t a winning move either.so i always had the fastest showers humanly possible.
this happened for about six months and i wasn`t the only one to notice it,so being the brave man i was i told the receptionist,she looked a bit uncomfortable and explained that"watcher"was in fact a very unfortunate man who after a car accident had sustained so much brain damage he was effectivly left with the mental age of a 10 year old..
i felt really bad..really bad..not for the fact that i felt sorry for him, but that a 10 year old was checking my cock out was just wrong.
( , Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:28, 1 reply)
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