GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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bruised testiclesgiven that testicles are just another type of soft tissue, any impact to them would cause bruising at the least, surely? too long on the bikes? sitting "heavily" on the bikes (you know, those times when you sit too fast and think YIKES or other words ...), or maybe he made a rather too overt leer at someone and received a foot to the groin for his efforts :P
still at least he didn't get torsion, that's probably even less desirable (personal experience and all).
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