HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Workmate of mine was getting picked on...By some random pub comedian who was making "kiddy fiddler" jokes at his expense.
His comeback was a rather agressive-sounding "Look mate, you call me a paedophile one more fucking time and I will come round your house and fuck your kids!".
There was a short silent pause before the audience cracked up.
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wangmaster2000, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 12:50,
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