HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Glasto again...comedy tent many, many years ago.
comedian is not too bad but is having a hard time as there's some 8 year old pikey kid stood right at the front shouting obscenities at him, every offensive thing you could possibly imagine. this goes on for some time. then the comedian just gets really pissed off and asks 'are your parents here?' to which pikey-boy replies 'fuck no, you cunt' (i'm paraphrasing). so comedian walks to front of stage, gets his dick out and waves it mere inches from the child's face while describing how he's going to take him backstage and abuse him in grotesquely graphic detail.
took a few seconds for the audience to remove the shocked expressions and replace them with tears of laughter.
(, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 12:58, Reply)
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