HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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At an amateur boxing nightin Blackpool some years ago. In one of the bouts, toward the end of the third and final round, one of the boxers manages to twist his knee awkwardly and is obviously in some distress. His opponent sees this and does the gentlemannly thing of standing off and throwing a few meaningless jabs for a few seconds until the bell goes. This is met with a ripple of appreciative applause from the crowd. Good for the sport's image and all that. In the middle of this spontaneous outbreak someone yells out "hit his fucking leg".
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routine has perfected burgers, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 10:07,
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