HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Fucking Student BandsSo here I am, managing this student bar. We have a couple god-awful student bands play on a thursday night. At the end of the "gig", I go up to the headliner with their cash (30 quid, well wasted). They ask me what I thought, and I said that they were really good, much better than the really shit band that played first. To which the lead singer turns around and tells me they WERE the first band. To which I tell them I was only assuming they were shit, as I generally lock myself in the office whenever we have crap student bands playing.
Oh, I've also kicked Hugh Grant out of a bar I worked in, and called Craig Charles a wanker. But that's another QOTW.
Appologies for length, girth, and smelliness.
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Demonic Omelette, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 11:46,
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