HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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excellent stand-up retort to persevering idiotic wasted heckler"look, this is my job mate; i'm at work-
don't piss me off when im at work, its just not cricket.
do i hassle you when you're at work?
do i come round and knock all those cocks out of your mouth?"
accompanied by the cock-knocking equivalent of the 'young man...' bit of the YMCA dance
(, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 14:45, Reply)
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