HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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No respect these youngstersDuring 'o' levels we had a "study period" spent constructively slouching in the cafeteria doin' nowt. A teach walks purposely through, to stop and admonish us at our laziness. Turning to my mate who is almost horizonal, he says:
"Get your feet off the table"
to which he petulantly says "Why?"
"You wouldn't do that at home"
"Yes I would"
"What does your Mother say?
"You wouldn't do that at school"
Cue teacher striding off like a cat that's pretending it didn't fall off a fence.
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jagwap, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 15:22,
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