HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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not sure if it fits in the subject but...running a pub in maidenhead, busy saturday.
i knew most of the customers in the area having looked after most of the pubs around at some point, so knew who could cause trouble. half caste bloke came in who i knew as a bit of a handful but we got on ok. he got a bit drunk and started on some of the guys watching the footy. got louder and louder so i turned to him from behind the bar and asked him politely to leave.
"is it becos i is black" he shouts, trying to be funny and get a rise out of me.
"no, it's because you is stupid" i retort into a now silent pub
at which point he shrivelled visibly into his pint as the entire pub pissed themselves and then he left.
made my day it did.
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 17:21,
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