Heckles IIIt was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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I apologizeI hope the stress that the obscurity of the phrase I used didn't cause you any personal harm. You must have had a shit when "selfie" was introduced into the dictionary because it wasn't used in the time of Shakespeare.
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smearballs double bag it!, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:10,
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It was.He used it in the deleted scene from Hamlet, in
which he tries to get his cock in his own mouth.
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Too much of water hast I, poor Ophelia,And therefore I hath pissed in my own mouth
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:29,
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oh pudding ... bless your little socks for trying 'selfie' is already in the dictionary and has billions of Google results ... you really can't accept that your English is wonky, can you?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:57,
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