But Gabs....
I may call you Gabs? - You haven't quite escaped the conditioning. Even now you describe yourself as "Holy"...

This indicates that you know that God still loves you. That God still has a place in his heart for you.

You know in your heart of hearts that you belong back with your real friends, your Christian friends. You secretly yearn to turn your back on the false friends, the beer-drinkers, the whores and harlots that you surround yourself with these days. You really want to come back to God.

And I have been sent to help you - to guide you. Let me help you my child. Let us pray together.

Now kneel and think of Jesus.

Now open your mouth........


*SLURRP*



I think I would have made a fucking great priest.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:31, 2 replies)

Heh
I think you mean a great fucking priest. It's a talent...
(Holy Gabrielle is Holy, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:23, closed)

Oh Legless...
You never fail to make me laugh.
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:59, closed)