I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I'm going to hell because...... this week was the office Christmas bash. I got incredibly intoxicated and managed to throw up:
- On a toilet floor
- In a sink
- On a door
- In a pint glass
- On myself
And I'm one of the managers.
I'm going to hell because the proprietors and cleaners of that pub have consigned me thence.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:12, Reply)
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