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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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And yet another reason Satan an I will be Best Buddies!
Back in the dim and distant past when I was all of 16 years old, one of my cousins had her first child. Being 16 I really couldn't be arsed to go and see this sprog that she'd pushed out!

As it happened my entire family ganged up on me and forced me into going to the hospital to see this kid.

I walked in, looked disinterested, turned round and said "It looks like a prune!", then turned round and walked out!

I heard later that there were tears! I laughed at that.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:09, 5 replies)
disinterested means objective
uninterested means not giving a fuck.

Don't worry, I'm already aware of how big an anti-social, pedantic cock I am. Love ya really big man.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 1:00, closed)
Haha
Were I also aware of this difference, I would have done the same! Thanks for informing a fellow anti-social pedant!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:33, closed)
Yup
And I was objective about it, it looked like a prune!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:43, closed)
yeah, but
were you looking at the baby?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:20, closed)
YesTulip
I was looking at the baby, what else would I be looking at!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:44, closed)

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