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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Hell... nah, hopefully the opposite place to the lady in question...
Went to a funeral about 6 months ago - the old lady that lived next door had died, age 102.

We sat in church (the first time in three years) listening to the vicar talk about her life. He asked us to close our eyes for a moment whilst we remembered her.

"Small and feisty" he said, was how she'd been described to him.

During this moment of silence, Vodafone thought it a good idea to send me a text message thereby causing my mobile to play this.

I remember thinking I should have turned it off...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:40, 3 replies)
Cark
Burst into gales of laughter, I would have!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:29, closed)
Love it!
I think I may need to set my phone up for that...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:05, closed)
How
extraordinarily appropriate!

If I was God, I'd have laughed.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:58, closed)

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