I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Did a similar thing on a plane recently
As I was chucking me bag into the overhead compartment, a bedraggled harridan said,
"Breakables!"
"Excuse me?", I said.
"There are breakables in there"
"OK", says I.
Now, if she had 1 - asked me to be careful in an any way polite manner, revenge might not have been necessary but she didn't. She used a peremptory tone of voice and demanded I be careful.
or 2 - placed her breakables in a sensible manner in the overhead compartment where they would be clearly seen and remarked upon as fragile (instead of strewn about), I wouldn't have acted thus:
When we sat down directly behind her, I said, sufficiently audibly to my travel companion,
"Make sure you have a sickbag there and try not to projectile vomit it like you did last time".
Stitches.
That poor woman eventually changed seat.
I won.
rafter
baz
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, 1 reply)
As I was chucking me bag into the overhead compartment, a bedraggled harridan said,
"Breakables!"
"Excuse me?", I said.
"There are breakables in there"
"OK", says I.
Now, if she had 1 - asked me to be careful in an any way polite manner, revenge might not have been necessary but she didn't. She used a peremptory tone of voice and demanded I be careful.
or 2 - placed her breakables in a sensible manner in the overhead compartment where they would be clearly seen and remarked upon as fragile (instead of strewn about), I wouldn't have acted thus:
When we sat down directly behind her, I said, sufficiently audibly to my travel companion,
"Make sure you have a sickbag there and try not to projectile vomit it like you did last time".
Stitches.
That poor woman eventually changed seat.
I won.
rafter
baz
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, 1 reply)
hah!
Serves her right. If only people could take the time to add two small but very significant words before they say anything: "excuse me".
"Excuse me, can I get on the train first?". "Excuse me, there are delicate goods in the overhead locker".
The world would be a nicer place all round methinks.
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:31, closed)
Serves her right. If only people could take the time to add two small but very significant words before they say anything: "excuse me".
"Excuse me, can I get on the train first?". "Excuse me, there are delicate goods in the overhead locker".
The world would be a nicer place all round methinks.
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:31, closed)
agree
Colleague of mine tells me I'm the most sincere and polite person he has ever met.
Me Mammy raised me proper :)
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:32, closed)
Colleague of mine tells me I'm the most sincere and polite person he has ever met.
Me Mammy raised me proper :)
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:32, closed)
yay for your mammy!
yay for mine!
I'm goign to bring my children up to know that some of the most important words they'll ever learn are "please" and "thankyou".
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:34, closed)
yay for mine!
I'm goign to bring my children up to know that some of the most important words they'll ever learn are "please" and "thankyou".
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:34, closed)
and that revenge is a dish best served cold.
Never fight, never argue - just win.
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:36, closed)
Never fight, never argue - just win.
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:36, closed)
the most important words my children will ever learn
will be 'can i get you a beer, daddy?'
( , Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:12, closed)
will be 'can i get you a beer, daddy?'
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