IT SupportOur IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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Head of IT (1st post, woo!)The head of IT at one of my old jobs (who had a PhD in computer science no less!) had a foolproof method of fixing any minor IT niggles you had (such as a non-working network printer). Be busy all morning, wait until lunch time then sneak in and FORMAT your entire sodding machine without warning (& no chance of a backup - "you should of done it this morning anyway").
Nothing like coming back from your sandwiches to watch 6 months of research slowly dissappear before your suddenly tearful eyes...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:12, 3 replies)
In the words of Begbie,*'Bastuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrd!'
*the psychotic thug from Trainspotting
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:22, closed)
and 'Porno'as well as minor parts in other Irvine Welsh novels.
*sorry*
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:17,
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he had a point thoughshould have done a backup ;-)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:38, closed)
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