I have an inborn talent for killing
conversations. No idea how I do it but I can stop one dead with a single, innocuous sentence. No, the innocuous sentence is not about raping babies that are on fire while rocking out to Lostprophets. In my head, the sentence is a logical continuation of the conversation but I somehow either finish whatever train of logic was in progress or fail to leave something for everyone else to respond to.

tl;dr I'm shit at talking.
(squigbobble existed, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:13, 20 replies)

Look on the bright side, your imaginary house is really nice.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:17, closed)

Is this where we all gently rib you until you delete the thread and run away to fuck your tear-stained He-Man pillow?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:34, closed)

Go on, then
The attention makes me feel loved.
(squigbobble existed, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:39, closed)

^aspergers

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:36, closed)

Bit thick for a proper 'sperger.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:53, closed)

You're probably thinking of HFA
Most autismers are of unspectacular intellect, with regards to the bits of their brains that are actually working properly. Savants are rare, other kinds of autismers are medium and well done but I can't be arsed to finish that joke properly.
(squigbobble existed, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:38, closed)

I worked in a maths department.
I've met enough spergers to know what I mean, petal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:50, closed)

I see your maths dept....
...and raise you IT and software development.

Anyway, since 'they' juggled all the descriptions in DSM-V I'm not even sure what I'm referring to any more.
(squigbobble existed, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:22, closed)

IT is for thick dull people.
Dunno why you'd think that's a raise from a maths department given that about a third of maths lecturers and post docs are full-on spergers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:28, closed)

To get more attention from you
*is loved*
(squigbobble existed, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:49, closed)

Oh how sweet, mentioning the new bible - DSM-V.
The book with something for everyone, mainly drug companies.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 19:11, closed)

Drug companies are at the forefront of discovery*
*where 'discovery' means making up diseases and concocting mildly harmful (otherwise you wouldn't feel like it was doing anything) drugs that have to be taken at least once a day... forever!
(squigbobble existed, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:17, closed)

That's nice dear.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, closed)

...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:24, closed)

Hey, you deleted my praise.
I said that I liked your leisure centre.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:28, closed)

What's Chris Barrie doing these days?
Last things I saw him in were Massive Engines and the Red Dwarf special.
(squigbobble existed, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:42, closed)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:10, closed)

Dunno who that is soz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:27, closed)

Mistaken
I thought you were on about The Brittas Empire. Must be my age or somet'.
(squigbobble existed, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:15, closed)

nah, steven's watersports

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:25, closed)