I was discussing and refining this with a doctor at the weekend.
We concluded that four cats strapped back-to-back would be more efficient, but in order to build a monorail to run on such, you'd have to decide whether or not you wanted to get off the train before you knew where your station was, because of Schrodinger's theories &c.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:47, 1 reply)

Good point.
and because obviously only a live cat would try to land on its feet, if one of the cats in the array died then the whole thing would spin out of orbit, so you'd need one of Schroedinger's boxes to house the feline generator, to ensure that we had some kind of stability in the system.
As long as nobody looked inside to see how it worked then it would work.

This still doesn't solve the problem you have proposed though.

I just haven't thought this through properly and now my head hurts.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:12, closed)

Now mine does too.

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:07, closed)